Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party. So he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls
Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him
A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman
As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open
Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I could be in there, have sex and be out again before she even knew what was happening
So Superman did his 'Super Thing' in a split-second and
flew off happily
flew off happily
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said: Hey.... did you hear something
"No", said the Invisible Man, "but my ass hurts like hell...."